What is going on here?
Why am I not a world-famous blogger yet? Why am I not even a Friendster-famous blogger? Goddammit, my blog is the greatest thing since unsliced bread. That’s right. You read that correctly. Not just the best thing since sliced bread. Better than that. The best thing since the first time somebody decided to mash up some wheat and add some yeast and bake the freaking thing. That’s this blog.
Friendster does this thing now where it shows you samples of what other people are writing on their Friendster blogs. There are so-called "featured" blogs and then there are all the rest. Who are these people doing these featured blogs? They are not good bloggers. I don’t want to be judgmental here, but … but I can’t think of a way to end that sentence. These people should be banned from blogging. Write something interesting, you dolts! Can Friendster not see the oh-so-obvious supremacy of "A Place Called B.L.O.G." over crap like this and this and this? Why am I not a featured blog yet?
Maybe I will have to accept my role as a cult phenomenon with a small but devoted following and give up any delusions about mainstream blog popularity. I’m the brilliant, underrated Mr. Show of blogs, while these other dweebs are the Saturday Night Lives of the blogosphere. Yeah. That’s what I’ll tell myself. I like that.
Grrrrr.
I’m actually in a very good mood.
