Possible explanations for the fact that I’m not as funny as I think I am
Dropped on head as baby
Cosmic Death Ray
Malnutrition
Ate ice cream too fast
Trying too hard
Not trying hard enough
Trying just the right amount, but lacking in talent
Exposed to too much Gallagher as a child
Some kind of body-snatcher situation
Thick skull
Didn’t discover Monty Python until it was too late
Over-reliance on lists
Allergies
That operation where they removed my funny bone
Deep-seated fear of popularity
Hangnails. I blame everythng on hangnails
Toner low
Missed breakfast
Forgot to read instructions before using enema
