My Iran impression
Hey, pay attention to me! Everybody! Over here! Look at the bad things I’m up to! I’m such a bad ass! Really, I am! I’m nasty! I’ve got a few scientists who like to play around with uranium and I’m not afraid to use them! I’m so much more dangerous than Pakistan. You don’t even want to know, man. Pakistan is a total wuss compared to me. And don’t even get me started on that lame-ass Libya.
No, really. Don’t walk away. I’m serious here. I’m sooooo dangerous. And if that doesn’t scare you, well … um … did I mention I’m also crazy? That’s right, I’m reeeeaaaaallllly crazy. I don’t give a shit about nothin’, man! When I cross the street, I don’t even look both ways at all! I just go! And the cars, well, they can swerve around me if they want to. I don’t even care! I’m a loose cannon! I don’t listen to reason. At all. Never. I’ve never even tried it once, that’s how loony I am. Ooooh, you sure don’t want to piss me off, because I will retaliate with no fear of the consequences. That’s what crazy people are like, you know — they don’t give a shit about consequences! Did I mention that I’m crazy? I… I … hey, are you paying attention?
I’m serious here! FEAR ME! TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!
No, really, come back! You don’t want to make me mad, because I … I … I …
Oh, I’m so tired.
