Memorial Day weekend, by the numbers

Picnics attended: 2

Pretend bratwursts consumed: 3

Ginger beers consumed: 1.5

Actual beers consumed: 0.5

Gin and tonics consumed: 1 (Bombay Sapphire … yummm)

Glasses of water consumed: like 100

Pints of water sweated out: like 200

Episodes of Twin Peaks viewed: 4

Bocce Ball points scored: 11 (enough to win by one point)

Trips to Dairy Queen: 1

Air conditioners installed: 1

Times face rinsed with water: 23

Sneezes: 36

Hours of power outage endured: 7 (a few while sleeping)

Aborted swimming operations: 1

Times "good golly" said: Immeasurable

Coffee shops visited: 5

Microwaves delivered: 1

Positive vibe percentage: Nearly 100. Nearer than a person has any business to expect.

Ranking of "The Big Lebowski" on this 100 funniest movie countdown on Bravo the other night: Like 30 or something, which is a travesty, because, like, they put "Legally Blonde" higher

Servings of guacamole consumed: 3

Serendipitous board game fandom discoveries: 1

2 Responses to “Memorial Day weekend, by the numbers”

  1. Courtney Says:

    Wait a minute! You ate guacamole?

  2. Dylan Says:

    Yeah, I know. I took the plunge. I’m a guacamole guy now. But it has to be good guacamole. Preferably homemade.

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