Memorial Day weekend, by the numbers
Picnics attended: 2
Pretend bratwursts consumed: 3
Ginger beers consumed: 1.5
Actual beers consumed: 0.5
Gin and tonics consumed: 1 (Bombay Sapphire … yummm)
Glasses of water consumed: like 100
Pints of water sweated out: like 200
Episodes of Twin Peaks viewed: 4
Bocce Ball points scored: 11 (enough to win by one point)
Trips to Dairy Queen: 1
Air conditioners installed: 1
Times face rinsed with water: 23
Sneezes: 36
Hours of power outage endured: 7 (a few while sleeping)
Aborted swimming operations: 1
Times "good golly" said: Immeasurable
Coffee shops visited: 5
Microwaves delivered: 1
Positive vibe percentage: Nearly 100. Nearer than a person has any business to expect.
Ranking of "The Big Lebowski" on this 100 funniest movie countdown on Bravo the other night: Like 30 or something, which is a travesty, because, like, they put "Legally Blonde" higher
Servings of guacamole consumed: 3
Serendipitous board game fandom discoveries: 1
June 2nd, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Wait a minute! You ate guacamole?
June 3rd, 2006 at 7:20 am
Yeah, I know. I took the plunge. I’m a guacamole guy now. But it has to be good guacamole. Preferably homemade.